It was a cool Monday afternoon, i was in the toilet taking a piss. In the middle, the phone in the jeans vibrate and ring. It was only one of those ‘anonymous’ calls, those usually very important calls. There is no choice but to answer before the automatic voice message feature kicks in. It’s very uncomfortable.

There is that courtesy issue, where you have to talk softly, so as not to produce echoes that reveal you are in a toilet. There is also where you have to hold your piss because it’s rude to talk to someone on the phone while pissing. No matter how attentive you are, you know you sound like you’re going to sound too pre occupied when you piss. Be careful to hang up first then continue pissing. Not the other way round.

Timing for these things. Always suck.